...Like a Hyena

Sometimes I wonder if my SECRET ADMIRER reads Topic Drift. If you are my SECRET ADMIRER, I suggest you give me a sign. I'm tired of guessing, dude. I suggest that you wink at me next time we cross paths. Then try to trip me. When I fall, point and laugh like a hyena. Then help me up, but keep on laughing like a hyena. Then make gestures that imply that you'd like to buy me a drink, all the while laughing hysterically, like a hyena. Whatever you do, don't stop laughing like a hyena. If you stop, we will be forced to engage in conversation. And I've got to tell you: that's going to be awkward.