I'd Rather Collapse on Live Television than be Thought a Libra
Every few months I mitigate some of my boredom by retaking the reverse astrology test. I always come up Virgo. This is maddening; I am a Virgo, and I don’t appreciate being told that it shows - though the thought of being any other sign repulses me to no end. For example, who wants to be a Libra? I’d sob with boredom.
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Another Virgo here. Though my b-day lands in the middle of Leo, I often feel as if I'm without an astrological home. I don't think I could handle being a Gemeni - too much confusion.
that stupid test not only insulted me, but my family as well.
first it claims i'm a sagitarius which is wrong, but whatever, this is a foolish internet random number generator right?
my star wars name is blorg starsaber i suppose.
BUT THEN it has the audacity to suggest i've been falsely calling myself an aquarius, which is my sign thank you, and that my parents have lied to me about my birthdate.
shocked was i.
stomping around my plastic bubble like i missed the last bus. i'm like godzilla over here, with the thrashing and the lightening.
so i call my mother, she's good at calming me, and it turns out i'm adopted and my biological parents were excessively wealthy.
-gatsby
I did the reverse calculating test thing and I'm happy.
I'm now a Viagra with my moon in Vagina.
festivus
The test said I'm a Ford Taurus but my parents insist that I'm a Basket-Case. But I didn't find that on the list of choices, but I went here to get a read on what I should do today.
I think that astrology is a load of old rubbish. Apparently that is typical of us Leos.
I understand--there's nothing cool about being a Virgo. We could have had The Lion, or The Scorpian, but no, we're the Virgin.
Yipee.
it told me I was a freakin' libra, too! ahhh!
Pretty cool. It got me right. And I'm most definitely not a Libra either.
Honest answers go a long way toward improving it's accuracy.
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