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Saturday, February 05, 2005

I'd Rather Collapse on Live Television than be Thought a Libra

Every few months I mitigate some of my boredom by retaking the reverse astrology test. I always come up Virgo. This is maddening; I am a Virgo, and I don’t appreciate being told that it shows - though the thought of being any other sign repulses me to no end. For example, who wants to be a Libra? I’d sob with boredom.

10 Comments:

Blogger Janet A. Roesler said...

Hmmmm.... Apparently Virgo is like O-positive blood: the universal astrological sign. This thing says I'm one too, although I most decidedly am not. Well, except maybe that I do tend to steal little things and kill slightly. That might qualify me to be a Virgo.

8:37 PM  
Blogger kmsqrd said...

Another Virgo here. Though my b-day lands in the middle of Leo, I often feel as if I'm without an astrological home. I don't think I could handle being a Gemeni - too much confusion.

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that stupid test not only insulted me, but my family as well.
first it claims i'm a sagitarius which is wrong, but whatever, this is a foolish internet random number generator right?
my star wars name is blorg starsaber i suppose.
BUT THEN it has the audacity to suggest i've been falsely calling myself an aquarius, which is my sign thank you, and that my parents have lied to me about my birthdate.
shocked was i.
stomping around my plastic bubble like i missed the last bus. i'm like godzilla over here, with the thrashing and the lightening.
so i call my mother, she's good at calming me, and it turns out i'm adopted and my biological parents were excessively wealthy.

-gatsby

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did the reverse calculating test thing and I'm happy.

I'm now a Viagra with my moon in Vagina.

festivus

6:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The test said I'm a Ford Taurus but my parents insist that I'm a Basket-Case. But I didn't find that on the list of choices, but I went here to get a read on what I should do today.

7:44 AM  
Blogger Rob Miles said...

I think that astrology is a load of old rubbish. Apparently that is typical of us Leos.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

I understand--there's nothing cool about being a Virgo. We could have had The Lion, or The Scorpian, but no, we're the Virgin.

Yipee.

12:12 PM  
Blogger kari said...

it told me I was a freakin' libra, too! ahhh!

9:02 PM  
Blogger Desert Cat said...

Pretty cool. It got me right. And I'm most definitely not a Libra either.

Honest answers go a long way toward improving it's accuracy.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Al Nye said...

Let's see: intelligent, strong, powerful, dominant, a leader -- yep, I'm an Aries.

Oh -- and modest too!

Al Nye

2:07 PM  

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