Nobody Ate Taft Last Year
Today I noticed a pile of green crap growing in the backyard. At first I thought it was a clump of crabgrass, but it turns out that it's a gigantic piece of stilton from the lawn party I held last October. It was originally carved into a likeness of President William Howard Taft, of blessed memory. Now it's just garbage cheese.
This year I intend to stilton-sculpt either Thomas Aquinas or that intolerable harridan who murdered all those people in the gulags. Can't remember her name at the moment. Hmmm... oh, Virginia Woolf.
This year I intend to stilton-sculpt either Thomas Aquinas or that intolerable harridan who murdered all those people in the gulags. Can't remember her name at the moment. Hmmm... oh, Virginia Woolf.
3 Comments:
But if the next Pope is a German, surely you will do Liederkranz. Surely.
You are incorrect: it was Gertrude Stein. Do try to stick to the facts.
Facts, schmacts. Gertrude Stein was the one who strangled those women in Boston. Facts. Pffft. I think I know what I'm talking about here.
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