She Already Has Two Tongs: the Motion Picture
Just had a tremendous idea for a movie. A traveling salesman shows up at a white bungalow with two tongs in a tote, one tawny tong and one tongol tong for tuna. He wants to sell his tongs to the woman of the house but she refuses because she never buys from traveling salesmen. Also, she already has two tongs. This is where the plot gets interesting. The tong salesman has a seizure in the woman's kitchen, and when he finally comes to, the movie is already over and he's been sued for breach of contract. The viewer never finds out about the lawsuit because the movie ended right after the seizure. I can't remember if it was grand mal or petit mal. Who wants ice cream?