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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Overheard

Today I heard someone approach the office fax machine and say "Big money! No whammys!"

Disgusting.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

Right. Nobody says “Big Money No Whammys” anymore. Were you drinking?

3:13 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

I wasn’t drinking, but maybe she was. Maybe she thought she was saying “Bog mummies! No grannies!” - a common faxtime sentiment.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

Aha! You were drinking! Liar.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

No, but I’m drinking now.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

What are you drinking?

3:16 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Nothing. I just wanted to please you.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

Ha! You don’t care about pleasing me! If you really cared about how I feel, you wouldn’t tell people that my mother is dead because I pushed her off a balcony when I was fourteen.

3:17 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Fifteen. I usually tell them you were fifteen.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

ARRRRRRR$&%&$#*! I’m done commenting on your stupid blog! It’s supposed to be fun, but instead it’s just terrible!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Are you sure?

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

Yes!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Ok, but if you leave now, I get to keep your BeeGees album.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

No you don’t! I want that back! You’ve had it since last March!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Yes, but I lent it to someone else and they finally gave it back. I’ve just started listening to it.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

But it’s mine!

3:20 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Oh, I don’t know about that.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

GIVE IT BACK!

3:20 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

I have to go now, someone’s throwing me a Frisbee.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Doreen Szot said...

GIVE IT BACK!

3:21 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Byebye.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

This is how I lost my Steve Miller CD. Sons of bitches.

11:42 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

It's just like they always say: "Scram gravy ain't wavy."

1:49 PM  

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