I Would Have Gladly Ignored It
Squander Two lovingly passed this straitjacket of a meme on to me. I would have gladly ignored it, naturally, but the man said my answers would be "amusingly strange..." Nothing strange here, you will note. But then he twisted the knife: "...if she answers it. Which she probably won't." Well, we'll see about that.
You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
I despise books! If I had to be a book I'd be the telephone directory.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
All of my crushes are fictional, whether they begin that way or not. I despise crushes!
The last book you bought is:
The Essays of EB White. When I arrived home I realized that I already owned the Essays of EB White. I will presently return The Essays of EB White for a full refund. I despise EB White!
The last book you read:
The Mackerel Plaza. I despised it!
What are you currently reading?
Of Human Bondage. I despise it!
Five books you would take to a deserted island:
I despise books! I'd take five copies of the telephone directory and do nothing but make prank phone calls all day. I despise deserted islands!
Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
I'm not going to pass any sticks. I despise passing sticks!
You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
I despise books! If I had to be a book I'd be the telephone directory.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
All of my crushes are fictional, whether they begin that way or not. I despise crushes!
The last book you bought is:
The Essays of EB White. When I arrived home I realized that I already owned the Essays of EB White. I will presently return The Essays of EB White for a full refund. I despise EB White!
The last book you read:
The Mackerel Plaza. I despised it!
What are you currently reading?
Of Human Bondage. I despise it!
Five books you would take to a deserted island:
I despise books! I'd take five copies of the telephone directory and do nothing but make prank phone calls all day. I despise deserted islands!
Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
I'm not going to pass any sticks. I despise passing sticks!
7 Comments:
No, no, books are good! I tell you, you haven't truly experienced a book until you've tried Ben Marcus' The Age of Wire and String with béarnaise sauce. (Oh, alright, mayo, if you totally insist on slumming it.) Now there's a book that will gently whisk your taste buds away to your pre-assigned ozone hole, replete with the siren song of feathers crashing down from the higher grounds...
packard i was going to randomly post some heavy metal lyrics in here, but i clicked on a song titled "shake my tree" by whitesnake and it was so filthy i scrapped the idea.
You are of course right. I don't know what I was thinking with my "strange" comment. Many apologies for my barking stupidity. And thank you.
My guess is you despise everything. Except anarchy, of course.
If you tried to prank call me, I would see on my caller i.d. that it was you from the deserted island, and I would not answer. I despise prank calls!
I can't believe you're complicit in this insufferable meme. Meanwhile, Donal is falling down the rabbit hole of INTERNET GAMBLING. What are you going to do about it?? Well???
Wordy: I don't believe you.
gatsby: Thank you for your discretion. This blog is popular with children, and I don't want them exposed to Whitesnake yet.
Squander Two: No need to apologize for stupidity, barking or otherwise. And no - thank you.
Old: I despise anarchy.
Noisy: I would call until you picked up. I despise wasted prank calls!
Jeff: I'm not going to do anything about it. I'm enjoying his fall. I can't wait until he discovers his intestinal worms.
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