The Rabbit Fur Case Keeps Your Lipstick at Room Temperature
Received a nice low wolf whistle from a couple of meth-crazed youths as I walked home today. Excellent. Just the sort of confidence booster I needed before launching my new line of fur-covered cosmetics. I test my cosmetics exclusively (and heavily) on small animals and then I recycle any usable bits of their pelts as packaging. Available at Macys and Bloomingdales, mid-April through October.