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Thursday, December 08, 2005

She Already Has Two Tongs: the Motion Picture

Just had a tremendous idea for a movie. A traveling salesman shows up at a white bungalow with two tongs in a tote, one tawny tong and one tongol tong for tuna. He wants to sell his tongs to the woman of the house but she refuses because she never buys from traveling salesmen. Also, she already has two tongs. This is where the plot gets interesting. The tong salesman has a seizure in the woman's kitchen, and when he finally comes to, the movie is already over and he's been sued for breach of contract. The viewer never finds out about the lawsuit because the movie ended right after the seizure. I can't remember if it was grand mal or petit mal. Who wants ice cream?


Blogger Chris Cope said...

That petite mall is a waste of time. I can't ever find anything I'm looking for there -- they don't even have an Orange Julius. What mall doesn't have an Orange Julius? Sons of bitches.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Sons of bitches!

12:30 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

So this is why petite malls are also referred to as "absence." Sons of bitches!

8:20 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Do the Chinese know that their tong is for sale?

10:17 AM  
Blogger keithurbanchic said...

I almost wrote that same story about two girls. One sold beer bongs door-to-door. I think she worked for Orange Julius in the summers.

6:24 PM  

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