Helpful Household Tips

I don’t know what to eat for dinner, but it must include salt, fat, and deliciousness. No, just kidding, all I eat is hardtack softened with a little bathwater. You should take pains to reuse your bathwater, otherwise is just goes to waste. Also, eat off both sides of your dinner plates before you wash them. In bathwater. Also, if the potatoes in your pantry go bad, hide them in your loved ones’ laundry piles. When they find the potatoes, say “Gross, you let your laundry go so long that it grew potatoes. And then the potatoes went bad.”