I'm High On Whalebone Corsets

Do you like stories that are short? I do. Not to be confused with “short stories,” which I loathe. I like stories that are short, because time is money. Do you like money? No matter. Do you like stories that are short AND involve buxom ladies with corsets around their knees flying suddenly from their toilets into public waiting rooms? I do, too. We have much in common, you and I.