I Rule Out Another Defunct Mail-Order Kit

If Montgomery Ward still existed outside of my heart, I would consider buying their mail-order house kit. I would consider it; nothing would come of it, because I would have to buy land also. I don't want to do that. Buying land is risky; some bearded disturber might build a strip club or a Perkins restaurant adjacent to my land. Would I put extra effort into constructing a basement in which to hide from these ghoulish neighbors? I know I wouldn't. I'd be too worried that my kit house would fall into my basement. It's just a kit, after all.