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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

I Presume You Have Her Number

Yesterday I learned how telephones work. See, you talk into your phone, and the copper wire takes your voice vibrations to the phone box, and the phone takes them to a bigger phone box, then something something something, boo, you're talking to Bo Derek.

I also learned that you can make a home intercom system with two phones, copper wire, a nine-volt battery, and a thingamagruger.

5 Comments:

Blogger Chris Cope said...

You can make a tracking device using a cell phone.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Esther,

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Esther, (please excuse my earlier incomplete submission, if it shows up. If it doesn't show up, then I don't know what you're talking about). I am a victim of mass media oversaturation. I can no longer listen to stories about uzi-toting six-year-olds, Arafat's remains, or politicians of any hue or persuasion. I'm buffeted as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! From now on I will get all of my news from Topic Drift. Thank you for providing such and valuable and delicious alternative.

Your adoring fan,
Peachy Mudzinski

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry for the typo...I'm only humid.

xo
Peachy

4:51 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Peachy, we're all humid.

10:56 PM  

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