Crap
Fell off the roof again. Must remember to yell "heads up!" on my way down. I'm tired of having caroler's blood on my hands.
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4 Comments:
Christmas caroler crowd surfing. Brilliant.
You probably wouldn't have fallen off the roof if your hands weren't coated with beef stick grease. How many times have I told you - stay indoors while you eat your beef stick? You don't have to lord it over the whole neighborhood
Listen you, just because I got the beef stick and you suckers were left with the pasteurized process cheese food and partially hydroginated choco-biscuits does not mean that I cannot lord the remains of my beef stick over all and sundry. And for your information, I fell off the roof while searching for my white frisbee.
Disc, Esther. They're called discs! Sometimes I think you don't take disc golf as seriously as you should. And your white disc is your putter. What the hell is it doing on the roof?!
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