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Why does the middle class hate the rich? I, for one, love the rich. I especially love Richie Rich. I find his excesses charming. I'm broaching this topic now because, before he boarded the plane to Haiti, Flavian turned around and shouted, "AND ANOTHER THING! RICHIE RICH DOESN'T EXIST! HE'S JUST A GODDAMNED CARTOON!" I was about to shout back "THAT'S NO REASON TO SWEAR IN THE AIRPORT!" but he was gone. So I sent him a text message that said, "U gt ryt off that plane n talk 2 me bout this!" He replied "I cant a4d a nu plane tkt, Ill cll U frm Port au Prince."