How Much Must I Give?
I'm tired of everything. Even tired of the basics: food, clothing, shelter. I may take to the roads on foot, with nary a mitten or biscuit to sustain me. "That's crazy talk! You'll surely die!" you howl. Yes, I may die. But I've lived a good life. For example, think of all the lives I've saved with my Flee Flea Flea-Deflecting Remedy. Just pour it on your linens and the fleas are gone. Doubles as a liver tonic; take liberal doses every two hours. Operate all the heavy machinery you want - it's CAR-NEE-VAHL!