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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

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When people say "Physician, heal thyself," I always start weeping uncontrollably, because what if the physician is walking around, minding his own business, when both of his arms fall off? He won't be able to pick up his arms, much less heal himself. Someone is going to have to pick up his arms for him - and this helper won't be able to hand the physician his arms, because the physician will have no arms to hold his arms in his arms. That's what I'm talking about.

2 Comments:

Blogger Lady Rosemary said...

I have an idea! Maybe someone could make the physician a fanny pack of sorts, and put his arms in there. And then with a string in his mouth thats attached to the arms, the physician could walk around smacking people. I would like that. It would be funny. We need more funny in this world. How else would we get along without armless physicians walking around smacking people with their dismembered arms?? Tell me people, do!

11:30 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Wait a minute! This is grand theft. Just a few days ago in my book (blog), "Long Gone With the Wind and Rain," my heroine, Vivian Sleigh, had no legs. And along comes this guy and says "Heal thyself." And out of the stumps of Vivian's legs grow two heels. She says "Thigh bones come before heel bones, you twit."

Or, maybe it wasn't theft. Maybe insanity runs in your family, too.

8:11 PM  

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