.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Someday I Would Like to Help Create a World Without Suffering

Today I was washing the sunroom windows when something amazing dawned on me: not only can I see people through my windows, but they can see me! Windows are like two-way spy mirrors, except people on both sides can see through! I immediately panicked and rushed to my bedroom to put on clothes and wipe off my Ace Frehley makeup.

I can't handle it. It is as though my entire world has gone up in flames.


Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

You managed to sneak THREE of your supernatural stories on here without my noticing till now. This is TOO MANY for a giggler to handle in one sitting. Please.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Shane said...

Or as a football commentator might say, "It is as though my entire world has LITERALLY gone up in flames".

Looking forward to more EW-P revelations.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous stephenesque said...

I can never look out of a window without expecting something to happen outside - remnant of a child's belief that the world happens for his own benefit.

8:25 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home