Someday I Would Like to Help Create a World Without Suffering
Today I was washing the sunroom windows when something amazing dawned on me: not only can I see people through my windows, but they can see me! Windows are like two-way spy mirrors, except people on both sides can see through! I immediately panicked and rushed to my bedroom to put on clothes and wipe off my Ace Frehley makeup.
I can't handle it. It is as though my entire world has gone up in flames.
I can't handle it. It is as though my entire world has gone up in flames.
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You managed to sneak THREE of your supernatural stories on here without my noticing till now. This is TOO MANY for a giggler to handle in one sitting. Please.
Or as a football commentator might say, "It is as though my entire world has LITERALLY gone up in flames".
Looking forward to more EW-P revelations.
I can never look out of a window without expecting something to happen outside - remnant of a child's belief that the world happens for his own benefit.
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