Harken Unto Me, Tommy Lee
Look at this hat.
"Holy nuts, what a fantastic hat," you’re thinking. Yes, it is a fantastic hat, and it would look good on any man who happens to have a winning attitude. I must admit, however, that I would be dismayed to see Tommy Lee in this hat. Tommy Lee ought to wear a bowler. He should also start saying things like "Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood," and "I am an Anglo-Catholic in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics," and start signing his checks "T.S. Eliot, fils."
I would write to Tommy Lee and tell him this, but I can’t remember his mailing address.
"Holy nuts, what a fantastic hat," you’re thinking. Yes, it is a fantastic hat, and it would look good on any man who happens to have a winning attitude. I must admit, however, that I would be dismayed to see Tommy Lee in this hat. Tommy Lee ought to wear a bowler. He should also start saying things like "Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood," and "I am an Anglo-Catholic in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics," and start signing his checks "T.S. Eliot, fils."
I would write to Tommy Lee and tell him this, but I can’t remember his mailing address.
2 Comments:
T.S. Eliot was an idiot! Genunine poetry should never be understood by anybody at any time!
Which of course would be lost on the likes of Tommy Lee; to him, poetry encompasses all of the odd bawdy limerick.
On the other hand, Tommy Lee Jones would look great in that hat!
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