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Saturday, May 07, 2005

Harken Unto Me, Tommy Lee

Look at this hat.



"Holy nuts, what a fantastic hat," you’re thinking. Yes, it is a fantastic hat, and it would look good on any man who happens to have a winning attitude. I must admit, however, that I would be dismayed to see Tommy Lee in this hat. Tommy Lee ought to wear a bowler. He should also start saying things like "Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood," and "I am an Anglo-Catholic in religion, a classicist in literature and a royalist in politics," and start signing his checks "T.S. Eliot, fils."

I would write to Tommy Lee and tell him this, but I can’t remember his mailing address.

2 Comments:

Anonymous The Wordy Bird said...

T.S. Eliot was an idiot! Genunine poetry should never be understood by anybody at any time!

Which of course would be lost on the likes of Tommy Lee; to him, poetry encompasses all of the odd bawdy limerick.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Susie said...

On the other hand, Tommy Lee Jones would look great in that hat!

10:14 PM  

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