5 Minutes

Quick, I have only 5 minutes to post something fantastic. Did you know that Princess Diana was holding a styrofoam cooler full of frozen panda embryos when she died? It's true. She held it on her lap next to a packet of coffee grounds. "You can't get decent coffee in Paris anymore," she used to say. "You have to bring your own."

I could tell you more, but my 5 minutes are up.