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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Never In My Life Have I Been So Frightened by a Simple Pig

Just finished sweeping the floor. As I swept under the sofa, this thing shot out:

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I nearly pissed myself in terror.

Turns out it's just a squeaky dog toy. Note the unsettling teat-like details:

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And he had the chutzpah to smile at me.

6 Comments:

Blogger Adolfo Velasquez said...

I know I won't be sleeping easy tonight.

By the way, shouldn't you be watching Tommy Lee Goes to College on NBC?

It's about Tommy Lee.

And college.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Is that a suction cup on its groin? How disturbing. You should sneak up and affix it to someone's forehead.

10:37 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

You could fill it with bacon rinds and it would make a dandy present for somebody on a diet.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Desert Cat said...

Today has been an exceptional day for mirth in the blogosphere. And your post just tops it off nicely!

7:30 PM  
Blogger kari said...

your pig will be my new desktop photo.

9:24 AM  
Blogger mysfit said...

creepy

11:36 AM  

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