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Friday, August 12, 2005

Feh

Filthy Germans! If I had a pfennig for each time a German found Topic Drift by Googling "chloroforming women," I'd have enough to buy an Xbox. Germans! If they're not clearing shtetls or stonewashing their jeans, they're defying the Holy See or chloroforming their women. Some even indulge their urge to depict rabbits in watercolor. Ogres, every last one of them.

6 Comments:

Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

This is the first time you have ever left anything out of your extended pieces of work. Here you are rambling on and on, interminably, and apparently cared not a whit that you left out the modifier "ugly" in front of the word "rabbit." It wouldn't have taken that long to hit "insert" and type "ugly," would it?

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really, Esther. it's "pfennig." it isn't a verb; it's a currency.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is indeed a monstrous rabbit. A face like that hints at a dark past I say.

7:46 PM  
Blogger kari said...

Germans, eh? don't mention the war.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!! Touch my monkey!!

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1 Pickup Line:

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

2:09 AM  

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