Cowboy Movie
I just dusted the plant. Don't you hate cowboy movies? I do. The only cowboy movie I'd watch is a cowboy movie where the cowboys are actually domestic cats trained to use a human toilet. This movie would feature approx. 70 minutes of cowboy cats and their toilet theatrics; suddenly a human toddler shows up and spies a small cowboy cat using the toilet. He laughs and laughs and laughs! Hilarious! Then he runs out of the bathroom, trips over his Elmo, falls heavily and emits a piercing shriek that lasts anywhere from four to seven minutes. All this noise scares the cowboy cats, so they hide under the sofa until someone opens a can of Fancy Feast.
When Hollywood starts making the movies I want to see, I will go to the theater. Until then, stalemate.
When Hollywood starts making the movies I want to see, I will go to the theater. Until then, stalemate.
9 Comments:
Brokecat Mountain.
It's more like City Slickers 2 without the pathos.
I don't think it's going to happen, so I will not bother to dust the seat you would have chosen in the theater you won't be going to.
You need to dust the plant again, Esther. Then maybe you'll understand the need for non-toilet-trained-cat-cowboy movies. We need them, Esther.
Congrats on your Perfect Post Award. This is hilarious! :)
Congrats on your perfect post award.
Too funny! I'd pay to see that. Congrats on your perfect post award!
This is award winning stuff? Huh. I think I'm working too hard at it. Or else I've been out in the sun too long.
Where's John Wayne when we need him?
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