Day Two of Official Blog Hiatus
Now that I am on blog hiatus, I feel compelled to post something. It’s just like mother always said: “Lose one shoe, too bad for you; lose two shoes, fuck off I’m not made of money.”
Just kidding. Mother would never say anything with an internal rhyme.
Just kidding. Mother would never say anything with an internal rhyme.
4 Comments:
Good. I despise internal rhymes. When people use them on me, I am compelled to glass them right in the face. For a first offence.
The key to good discipline, I find, is proportionality.
And the key to proportionality is a constant ratio. But do “they” care? Hell no they don’t.
I don't even know where I am right now.
Hiatus = Vacation.
Shit. You've been on vacation? All this time? And never said boo to nobody?
And now you're doing it again? You are totally out of proportionality.
I'm on a hiatus from posting comments.
Someone has to do it.
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