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Monday, July 30, 2007

Examining Internets Hams

Don't have any news at the moment, so I thought it would be a good time to examine internets hams. These are photos culled from the internets; they are not my personal hams. I don't even eat hams.

If, upon examining these internets hams, you spot a clue, please note it in the comments field. I have been examining these hams for several minutes and I can't come up with any workable clues.

Gift Ham

Business Ham

Canned Ham

Ham of Distinction


Anonymous Amy said...

Please note, the "canned ham" is shaped like the "can" from whence it came.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous clock eater said...

The Ham of Distinction is making a rude gesture, don't you think?

2:39 PM  
Blogger Ivan the Terrible said...

Ooooo! I could go for that gift ham, the saucy little minx. It's asking for it, dressed like that...

The business ham is lounging on a bed of grapes, and is therefore clearly confused and dysfunctional. Must be an executive ham. I dare say it'll turn up in the dock before long, the accused in some shameful stock-manipulation scandal, flipping us all the finger like the Ham of Distinction.

It won't be so cocky when it's in meat prison with all those flame-grilled burgers, oh no.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Kristy said...

Clue: All the hams have at least one vowel in their names.

1:45 AM  
Anonymous quiggs said...

Gift Ham appears to have left a suicide note, but that may have been planted. Check for lamb hairs.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivan has been clearly stalking you for years Wilberforce.

take heed

2:10 AM  

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