New Plan
I just had a fair to middling idea. Instead of mailing my tax papers directly to the IRS, I’ll first mail them to Dairy Queen Corporate Headquarters. The Dairy Queen CFO will note the error and instruct her secretary to return my papers along with several certificates for free Dilly Bars. As I have no use for these certificates, I will forward them to the IRS along with my returned tax papers. The IRS will be flattered by my casual largesse and will dispatch a inordinately large check my way. Do you see the beauty in my scheme? The cycle of life, the perfect circle? One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh, and so forth? The sun also riseth, et cetera? At any rate, if this scheme doesn't pan out, I'm moving to Florida to get work on Days of Our Lives.
Labels: Schemes
3 Comments:
I think this will pan out just fine. But I hope those revenoors don't get their chocolatey hands all over my return. They might be gonna change my refund from $500 to $50 with their messiness.
Wait, "Days" films in Florida?
Ummm.
Post.
Please?
It's like March or something.
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