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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Milestone: Do You See This, O God?

I just tried to switch this ancient, weak Blogger blog to the Mega Extreme New Beta Blogger with Added Calcium for Stong Bones and Teeth. I was unsuccessful. Hmmm. So this is what it feels like to fail. What a strange... sensation. As you may know, I've never failed anything before. Don't quite know what to do with myself now. How does one live? Or as Edward Kennedy once asked, "How can people have hope when we tell them that they have no recourse if they run afoul of the New Blogger?" And more importantly, how can I come down from this ghastly sugar high? Just finished a package of gummi fish and I can't feel my feet.


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Blogger Ivan the Terrible said...

That's what comes of eating gummi piranhas. They're notorious for eating their way out, you know. Your feet and everything else below the stomach are probably still sitting on the couch watching The Rockford Files...

6:52 AM  
Blogger Al E. Yus said...

I believe this was Blogger's plan from the word go, to release MegaBeta precisely when they knew bloggers would be zooming upward on a seasonal sugar trajectory. I have also been flummoxed by BloggerBeta and too buzzed to respond. Go figure.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Gail said...

I suggest drinking yourself into merciful oblivion. There's nothing worse than a gummi hangover.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Have patience. The Lord Our Blogger tests our faith at times, but Blogger always rewards those who are steadfast.

5:17 PM  
Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

I suggest painting excited works of art that later make good conversation pieces. It's what I do.

In other news, a Google search for your name returned 32,000 results. Does this not brighten your day considerably?

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Gene Maudlin said...

Your gummis were made out of hashish. It is not a good high to come off of.

9:19 PM  
Blogger cobalt59 said...

I think that the worst time of year that gummy worms attack is the day after Easter. When school kids are left home alone with sugary images dancing in there heads, and then after thinking about the sugar all day, they are seducted into its grip. The sugar twists and turns the childs brain until it makes a monster to eat all the food in the house. Then before the parents open the door to the house, it leaves, and the little child is left with rappers and a dirty room. (what and where will it strike next)

8:45 AM  
Blogger Aramis Thorn said...

I went Ice Fishing with gummy worms. I caught frozen fish and fried them. It is not as good as Long John Silver's and that makes me mad. They advertise LJS on the square eyed monster here, but you cannot buy it here. WHom should I kill.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Chris Quirke said...

I don't like the look of the new Blogger EULA, which appears to give Google the right to show ads on your blog site.

That makes other free blog servers more attractive, especially where they can accept uploaded images...

5:28 AM  
Blogger Chemical Billy said...

Oh, you poor Old Blogger peasant. You cannot know how beautiful it is here in New Blogger.

12:01 AM  
Blogger newc said...

Ahh, gummies. I shall try some again tomorrow. We see. We see.

11:10 PM  

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