Never In My Life Have I Been So Frightened by a Simple Pig
Just finished sweeping the floor. As I swept under the sofa, this thing shot out:
I nearly pissed myself in terror.
Turns out it's just a squeaky dog toy. Note the unsettling teat-like details:
And he had the chutzpah to smile at me.
I nearly pissed myself in terror.
Turns out it's just a squeaky dog toy. Note the unsettling teat-like details:
And he had the chutzpah to smile at me.
6 Comments:
I know I won't be sleeping easy tonight.
By the way, shouldn't you be watching Tommy Lee Goes to College on NBC?
It's about Tommy Lee.
And college.
Is that a suction cup on its groin? How disturbing. You should sneak up and affix it to someone's forehead.
You could fill it with bacon rinds and it would make a dandy present for somebody on a diet.
Today has been an exceptional day for mirth in the blogosphere. And your post just tops it off nicely!
your pig will be my new desktop photo.
creepy
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