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Monday, January 16, 2006

Cowboy Movie

I just dusted the plant. Don't you hate cowboy movies? I do. The only cowboy movie I'd watch is a cowboy movie where the cowboys are actually domestic cats trained to use a human toilet. This movie would feature approx. 70 minutes of cowboy cats and their toilet theatrics; suddenly a human toddler shows up and spies a small cowboy cat using the toilet. He laughs and laughs and laughs! Hilarious! Then he runs out of the bathroom, trips over his Elmo, falls heavily and emits a piercing shriek that lasts anywhere from four to seven minutes. All this noise scares the cowboy cats, so they hide under the sofa until someone opens a can of Fancy Feast.

When Hollywood starts making the movies I want to see, I will go to the theater. Until then, stalemate.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

Brokecat Mountain.

8:26 AM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

It's more like City Slickers 2 without the pathos.

11:05 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I don't think it's going to happen, so I will not bother to dust the seat you would have chosen in the theater you won't be going to.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Oh sure, what was all that "support cowboys" talk about?


I don't go to see cowboy movies anymore either since they asked me to leave if wouldn't take off my large foam stetson cowboy hat. Who gives a shit if the person behind me can't see the screen?

And why don't they cast Tom Mix anymore. That's the trouble with cowboy movies now. No Tom Mix, no Meow Mix.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Chemical Billy said...

You need to dust the plant again, Esther. Then maybe you'll understand the need for non-toilet-trained-cat-cowboy movies. We need them, Esther.

11:59 PM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

Congrats on your Perfect Post Award. This is hilarious! :)

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats on your perfect post award.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Crazy MomCat said...

Too funny! I'd pay to see that. Congrats on your perfect post award!

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is award winning stuff? Huh. I think I'm working too hard at it. Or else I've been out in the sun too long.

3:12 PM  
Blogger poopie said...

Where's John Wayne when we need him?

6:40 PM  

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