Fine, I Will Try This Again

Do you want to comment on Topic Drift posts? Probably not, judging from your fierce grimace. But pretend, for just one brief, shining moment, that you do want to comment. Now you can. But only for a few days. After a few days, I may take all your comments away and burn them in a fantastic backyard voodoo ceremony. Not an ACTUAL voodoo ceremony, you silly ass - the voodoo ceremony you learn from those pink new-age books.