Bad Answers

The Magic 8 Ball hasn’t given me a single answer I want lately. I've tried fooling the Magic 8 Ball by asking it easy questions, like “Who shot JR?” or “What hath god wrought?” or “Did you see that?” but I just cannot win. If all I’m going to get from the Magic 8 Ball is the cat’s bum, then I’m just going to have to scry - and nobody likes you when you scry. You know what they say: Laugh and the world laughs with you; scry, and you scry alone.