Refined Palate

For lunch I had a triple latte, a German chocolate eyeball (kakao: 30% mindestens) and some Tesco Bacon Rashers Snacks. My passport may be pristine, but I’ll eat delicacies from all four corners. I swear I will. I would even eat the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich- if it had been grilled in Vatican City. Which it wasn’t. So I won’t. Also, it wouldn't be ladylike. Eating that sandwich. Sentence fragm. Eep.