Too Late Now?

I've been questioning my 1988 watershed decision to refrain from ever viewing the groundbreaking films "Grease" and "Grease II." I am afflicted with such wicked remorse that I suffer tinnitus and blurred vision - though these little developments may have more to do with my hourly ether treatments than my remorse. Have I erred? Is it too late? Why do bad things happen to good people? And will my failure to view these films affect my ability to conceive a child, or operate a flowbee with the sort of precision I'm accustomed to? So many questions, so little time.