My Wednesday Truncated Dr. Bronner Soap Wrapper Practice

Absolute penury is cleanliness! How I despise visiting the bank! And yet, how I distrust direct deposit and withdrawal schemes! I cannot trust the invisible hand! One invisible hand does not wash the other! What is the sound of one invisible hand clapping? I tell you, I can't hear it! Like a beagle barking at the trees, the bank's luminous embrace breaks me! Wait, tears! No, that was yesteryear!