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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Sturm und Drang, or More of the Same

Just ran my motorcar into an oak on the estate - really dashed the front bit to pieces this time. What an atrocious driver I am! Hilarious, really, when you consider that I was being chased by a horse. Rox was riding the horse, and she's a bastard person, to be sure; but I was so high on poisoned oysters that I thought she was a foaming triceratops. Lost my hat in the chase - the gorgeous one with the dull pink band. Do hand it back if you come across it - I miss it so.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rob said...

My dear young woman, are you REALLY american? I find that very difficult to believe. I'll bet you're startled when they serve you an egg mashed in a glass for breakfast hmm? Always a giveaway (to use one of their vulgar phrases). If you would like a job chastising my offspring and inculcating in them a fear of women before they go to prep school, madam, the position is yours. Hullo, Gatsby, you get about don't you? Rob.

5:27 PM  
Blogger gatsby said...

huh? what the fuh?..
this blog is poorly lit and creepy.

6:18 PM  

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