Ah, Many Worlds
						
						  I keep getting whiffs of baby vomit.  Or "spit-up," or "precious white barfikins" or whatever euphemism is making the rounds.  No babies currently inhabit my space!  How can it be that I smell baby puke when there is no baby present?  I suspect that my dimension has cozied up to a parallel dimension in which a feckless baby (probably named Travis) puked on my couch cushion.  I can't see the puke, and I certainly can't see the baby, but enough smellton particles have pierced my babyless dimension to make me aware of baby puke and there you have it.  Science.
						
						
						
					  
					   
					
3 Comments:
Nonsense. Ask Flavian what he did with the limburger.
Upon reading this my mind turned to Rafe. Also, might turning your cushions reveal hidden baby puke?
I have that same problem, but it's that sickly bitter smell of someone smoking number 3 heroin from tinfoil. In the oddest places too, it crops up.
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