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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I Have Assembled My Monkeys Here Today For a Reason

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15 Comments:

Blogger kenju said...

Oh, let me guess; you're taking them to see "King Kong"?

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The baby monkey has forgotten his banana bed!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Paul said...

This is just sick. I don't understand why you had to sever that large monkey's head from the rest of his body! All for some evil purpose I presume! And worse yet, we still don't have this "reason"! Sick! Sick! Sick!

11:42 AM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

You're all crazy! Everybody's crazy! Crackhouse cranberry cooties coooooooo Alls I bes trying to do isiajrehg uihniuretf uihb hg

1:23 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I know. You're tired of having them watch you go potty. Right?

5:13 PM  
Anonymous rannva said...

Finger puppet monkeys are very versatile!

1:17 AM  
Blogger Rob Miles said...

I don't think you actually cut the head off a monkey (you do not have such cruelty in you). Instead the monkey is standing underneath the table, the top of which has been cunningly cut with a hole.

Am I right? Do I win a prize? Is it money? Can I have it now please? Please?

6:32 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Rob,

You don't win because you have overlooked the obvious "One of these things is not like the others." The poor monkey with the large head is suffering from Simpson's syndrome. Its head is so large it is concealing its body underneath it.

I think Esther gathered the monkeys together so the normal monkeys can make fun of "big-head."

8:49 PM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Monkeys, I want you to know that going to war is never an easy decision. But sometimes it's the right decision. Some of you may not come back, but I want you to know that you will never be forgotten. Plush monkeys will always remember your sacrifice.
I want you to stay close to Giant Monkey Head. He's been through this before. He knows the score. If anyone's going to see you back to your plush monkey wives and plush monkey children, it will be this monkey.
Good luck, and monkeyspeed.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Rob Miles said...

Surely, if the big monkey had Simpson's syndrome it would be yellow. I still think I deserve a prize.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

I am extremely concerned about the monkey on the left....you know, the one with the giant, pointy, ink-filled pee-pee.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous vicki said...

Thank you.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Desert Cat said...

The fact that Esther has this many monkeys is hilarious in it's own right.

I mean, not one, no. Nor two. But FIVE MONKEYS!!!

This has got to mean something...

2:05 AM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Rob Miles is correct. As usual, prizes are awarded in Olam Haba unless otherwise stipulated in post.

10:04 PM  
Blogger Rob Miles said...

I've done some research on Olam Haba. I think it roughly translates to "You'll get nothing in this life matey". And it won't even raise a good Scrabble score. Even on a triple word.

I feel cheated. I now order your monkeys to rise up as one and the big one with the table round his neck must give you a sound thrashing. Or a quiet beating. Either will suffice.

7:30 AM  

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