Then Your Eyes Shall Be Opened
It's been a terrific week; I have been dreadfully ill, but not so ill that I couldn't eat a two-month ration of caramel-plugged Hershey's Kisses in one sitting.
Don't you know, I wasn't actually sick when I ate the Kisses. I became sick the next day or something - why split hairs? - and the only obstacle between me and more Kisses is my fear of the unknown. Will I die if I eat an entire package? Or will I be as a god, knowing good and evil? Hard to say.
Don't you know, I wasn't actually sick when I ate the Kisses. I became sick the next day or something - why split hairs? - and the only obstacle between me and more Kisses is my fear of the unknown. Will I die if I eat an entire package? Or will I be as a god, knowing good and evil? Hard to say.
4 Comments:
I see one packet with a little bit of chocolate left on it.
Caramel filled Hersey's Kisses are health food.
I only count about nine foil wrappers. I'm impressed. There's no way I could survive two months with only nine Hershey kisses, with or without caramel.
You only get to be a God if you overdose on jujubees. I've almost finished a half pound off them now.
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