Meat Analogue Sandwich
I am eating some sort of meat analogue sandwich on gluten-free bread. It's good, but not that good, because someone burned the meat analogue. What to do? It's hard to get good meat analogue these days. It's not like the old days, when an enterprising chap could simply step out his back door and pick his own analogue.
*sigh*
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
*sigh*
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
3 Comments:
I am relieved to see that you are finally taking the immanent arrival of autumn more seriously.
Ooo! Ooo! That reminds me of a good one! Have you heard the one about the Nose Farm? Have you? It's very funny.
You have?
Bugger.
Back to the Polack jokes then, I suppose...
By the way, how do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree? I've had one stuck up the oak in my back yard for nearly a week now, and frankly the constant mewling is doing my head in.
What to do? Wash it down with a caffeine-free diet cola.
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