Letter

Dear Dr. Jossleyn R. Merrup, MD PhD,

The snakebite medicine you prescribed didn’t work. I would like to try something else. I was bitten five additional times after the initial bite and I now have a fever. I have a very fatty diet and I would like to keep it that way. I also smoke tobacco out of a pipe and swim immediately after meals. Who are you to judge me?

Yours,
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