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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Quickly

Have noticed one of those dreadful Roombas sweeping through the guest rooms. Did not put it there, or, in fact, introduce it to my home in the first. Don’t know how it got in. Intend to dispatch the thing as soon as I locate a suitable firearm.

4 Comments:

Blogger Chris Cope said...

Perhaps it's mine. I let it out a week ago to do its business in the yard and haven't seen it sense. Really must get the bloody thing neutered.

5:39 AM  
Blogger Ivan the Terrible said...

Some kind friend has obviously taken pity on your tuxedo-related robotlessness and decided to release a wild roomba into your premises. They're entirely harmless as long as you don't pass out on the floor after an evening of drinking paint thinner and allow it to go to sleep on your face. So much for Paint Thinner Thursdays, then.

Also, best put Rafe out in the yard at nights, or he'll just keep you up with his chasing it around and barking...

6:33 AM  
Blogger Shane said...

Fat Old Molly? Pay peanuts, get Roombas?

4:30 PM  
Blogger kari said...

i'll come get my roomba next week after he's had time to think things over.

11:21 PM  

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