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Monday, July 14, 2008

Topic Drift of the Future

If I ever have a crappy personal website instead of this awesome free blogspot website, I’m going to play this trick my readers: every time they click on something in my menu bar, the website is going to go black. When the reader clicks on the “back” button, they’ll get a recipe for black-bean hummus. Then, when they write me peevish e-mails about my lack of content, I will write back “Yes, yes, I know black-bean hummus isn’t real hummus.” Christ, I’m not that stupid.


Blogger Ivan the Terrible said...

Sad lack of imagination there, Esther. Anything with "of the Future" in the title should involve Nehru jackets, personal jet-packs, and taking vacations on the Moon, just like it did in the Good Old Days. Consequently your hummus should be space hummus and come in pill form, perhaps with a squirt of refreshing Liquid Pita(TM) to wash it down.

Whatever happened to the Lebanese Space Program, anyway?

6:26 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

The ol' black-bean hummus switcheroo! Classic. The Duke boys used to pull that all the time.

8:21 AM  

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