Topic Drift of the Future
If I ever have a crappy personal website instead of this awesome free blogspot website, I’m going to play this trick my readers: every time they click on something in my menu bar, the website is going to go black. When the reader clicks on the “back” button, they’ll get a recipe for black-bean hummus. Then, when they write me peevish e-mails about my lack of content, I will write back “Yes, yes, I know black-bean hummus isn’t real hummus.” Christ, I’m not that stupid.
2 Comments:
Sad lack of imagination there, Esther. Anything with "of the Future" in the title should involve Nehru jackets, personal jet-packs, and taking vacations on the Moon, just like it did in the Good Old Days. Consequently your hummus should be space hummus and come in pill form, perhaps with a squirt of refreshing Liquid Pita(TM) to wash it down.
Whatever happened to the Lebanese Space Program, anyway?
The ol' black-bean hummus switcheroo! Classic. The Duke boys used to pull that all the time.
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